January 2012
Why do we cut potatoes to make french fries →
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Why don’t we just deep fry a whole potato and eat it. Its like a giant french fry
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At a restaurant:
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Waiter: “Would you like a table?” Me: “No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.”
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Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious. Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you’re doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to…
When you get into a fight..
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This is how you think you look:
But this is how you really look;
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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
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Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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me: did it hurt? mom: what me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell mom:
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December 2011
Making Fire Tricks
Expectations:
Reality:
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
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When an annoying person starts to talk to you
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when you suddenly get a cramp in your foot →
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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